TIPS HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE YOUR PIG.

1.FIRST OF ALL FIND A VICTIM.
2.ONCE YOU'VE FOUND EM' ASK HIM TO BE UR PIG.
3.IF HE REFUSES JUST KILL DE BLOODY FELLA (NOT LITERALLY LA JUST..WHACK HIM)
4.AFTER THAT MAKE SURE YOU GIVE HIM A AMERICAN NAME.
5.AND ALSO A GREEK GODDESS NAME AND A TITLE.
6.NEXT TREAT HIM LIKE A SERVANT MAKE SURE HE OBEYS U AND CALLS U MASTER.
7.NEXT, ASK HIM TO EAT HIS VEGES THEY HATE THAT(WHICH IS GOOD!)

WELL THAT'S MOST OF WHAT U NEED TO KNOW, THE REST IS SKILL SON'T HAVE THE SKILL? NAH, EVERYONE HAS SKILL EVEN PIGS!