FUNNY STORY....

MY NAME IS ALLEN PAUL DAVID. I AM THE AGE OF 12. HEAR MY PITIFUL STORY. I WAS ONCE ALONE..NO POOP TO EAT NOT EVEN ONE PIECE...THE A BEAM OF LIGHT SHONE ON ME AND HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYED AS IF I WON THE LOTERY. THEN I SAW 2 POWERFUL GODDESSES INFRONT OF ME WIELDING A WAND(PENCIL). VIOLANTANCE ONE OF THE POWERFUL GODDESSES, CAME UP TO ME AND SAID OH PANDIAUS "GREEK GODDESS OF THE PIGS"...WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! REMEMBER WE ALREADY SAID NO RUNNING AWAY YOU RASCAL! COME ON IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO EAT THEN CLEAN VIOLANTICE'S ROOM THEN MY ROOM. OH AND REMEMBER TO CLEAN ALL THE PLATES WHEN UR DONE EATING. NOW GET MOVING." NOW YOU KNOW MY PAIN....I WAS LIVING THE DREAM WITHOUT THOSE TWO..OH U THOUGHT I WAS MISERABLE BEFORE? WELL TRY LIVING WITH THE TWO GODDESSES OF VIOLANCE AND SEE IF U LIKE IT!