SHAMMINI'S TIPS! (SPEACIAL EDITION!)

YO! WELCOME TO SHAMMINI'S TIPS! THE PART WHERE I TALK ABOUT MY TIPS ON VIOLENT STUFF!
TODAY'S TOPIC IS HOW TO BURN A PERSON'S BUTT!

1.FIRST OF ALL, GET A CAMERA AND MATCH STICKS.(B4 SCHOOL!)
2.THEN GET A METAL ANY KIND OF METAL, IRON, STEEL, DIAMOND..(WAIT! DON'T TAKE THE DIAMOND OUTTA UR MOM OR SISTER'S RING YOU'LL WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING IN HELL OR HEAVEN!)
3.THEN U GO TO SCHOOL WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING UR GONNA BURN UR BUDDIES BUTT.
4.NEXT TAKE OUT UR CAMERA ONCE U SPOT UR BUDDY.
5.TAKE THE MATCH STICKS(AS MUCH AS U CAN!) AND LIGHT A FIRE THEN SLOWING PUT THE METAL ON TOP OF THE FIRE!
6.NEXT TAKE OFF HIS PANTS OR SKIRT, (DON'T TAKE OUT HIS/HER UNDERWEAR!) AND BURN THE UNDERWEAR ALONG WITH HIS BUTT.
7.LASTLY THE FELLA CALLS HIS DADDY THEN THE DADDY REPORTS THE CASE TO THE POLICE BECAUSE HIS SON / DAUGHTER CAN'T GOTO THE BATHROOM THEN U GOTTO JAIL!(UNLESS THAT PERSON IS UR PIG! THEN U HAVE ALL THE RIGHTS TO DO SO! AND THATS EXACTLY WHAT I AM GONNA DO TO PANDIAUS!)