SHAMMINI! LIFE IN NILAM!

EPISODE 4. THE HISTORY BETWEEN ALEXINA AND SHAWN(INCLUDING THE OTHER BOYS)
PART 1

ACTORS:SHAWN, JAGESH, PANDIAUS, THULASHIIN, JACDISH.
ACTRESSES:SHAMMINI, ALEXINA, THARISHIINI, SHARLOTTE, AMELYA, AIMI LIANA.

IT WAS ANOTHER TUESDAY: ALEXI'S UNLUCKY DAY. ALSO THE DAY SHE GETS FURIOUS AND ALMOST DESTROYS EVERYONE IN HER PATH( WHICH MEANS TROUBLE FOR ME -_-'). WHENEVER SHE CROSSES BY SOMEWHERE, THERE'S LIKE A HOROR MOVIE BACKGROUND SOUND. ONLY THE IDIOT WHO'S BRAINS ARE IN THEIR BACKSIDES DARE TO FACE HER.."BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO BRAINS!"
AND THOSE IDIOTS ARE NONE OTHER THAN THE ACTORS THAT WERE STATED ABOVE!(EXCEPT THULASHIIN). SO ALEXI WAS MINDING HER OWN BUSINESS IN THE PONDOK IN OUR CAFETERIA( WHERE I ALEXI, VEERA AND THARI EAT DURING REHAT.)WHEN JAGESH AND JAC CAME. "HAHA LOOK AT HER! HAHA ALEXI IS SO COWARDLY AND IS SHE EVEN A GIRL?"SAID JAC. (YES, YES I KNOW HE WANTS TO DIE..) "WOULD YOU GET LOST?! STOP ANNOYING MY LIFE! DAMN!"SHOUTED ALEXI IN RAGE. "WHAT'S UR PROBLEM AH? THINK UR SO SMART IS IT?" ASKED JAGESH WHO IS ALSO ASKIN FOR TROUBLE! ALEXI'S FACE BEGAN TO REDDEN(NO THAT DOESNT MEAN SHE IS BLUSHING...SHE IS ABOUT TO CRUSH A PERSON'S NECK!) THARI RAN TOWARDS ALEXI IN FEAR OF THE EARTH'S-AND HER-CONDITION. "COOL, COOL ALEXI..DON'T LOSE UR COOL.. PLEASE.." SAID THARI WHILE SHIVERING. "HAHA THE UGLY GIRL CANT DO ANYTHING!" SAID JACDISH.
ALEXI SHOUTED AND AS I SAW THE RAGE IN HER EYES, I KNEW IT WAS THE END OF THE WORLD...(WELL NOT EXCATLY BUT VERY, VERY CLOSE..) IN AN INSTANT SHE SHOVED THARI TO THE OTHER SIDE AND RAISEDHER FISTS...AS WE HEARD THE SCREAMS OF THE TWO VICTIMS WE KNEW IT WAS TOO LATE....THEY'RE GOING TO THE SPIRIT WORLD.........

WHAT HAPPENED TO JAC AND JAGESH?
WILL ANOTHER ENEMY FACE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED?

FIND OUT IN PART TWO OF SHAMMINI LIFE IN NILAM..

Hillarious !!! Spin my head right round..[spongebob version]

SHAMMINI'S TIPS! (SPEACIAL EDITION!)

YO! WELCOME TO SHAMMINI'S TIPS! THE PART WHERE I TALK ABOUT MY TIPS ON VIOLENT STUFF!
TODAY'S TOPIC IS HOW TO BURN A PERSON'S BUTT!

1.FIRST OF ALL, GET A CAMERA AND MATCH STICKS.(B4 SCHOOL!)
2.THEN GET A METAL ANY KIND OF METAL, IRON, STEEL, DIAMOND..(WAIT! DON'T TAKE THE DIAMOND OUTTA UR MOM OR SISTER'S RING YOU'LL WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING IN HELL OR HEAVEN!)
3.THEN U GO TO SCHOOL WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING UR GONNA BURN UR BUDDIES BUTT.
4.NEXT TAKE OUT UR CAMERA ONCE U SPOT UR BUDDY.
5.TAKE THE MATCH STICKS(AS MUCH AS U CAN!) AND LIGHT A FIRE THEN SLOWING PUT THE METAL ON TOP OF THE FIRE!
6.NEXT TAKE OFF HIS PANTS OR SKIRT, (DON'T TAKE OUT HIS/HER UNDERWEAR!) AND BURN THE UNDERWEAR ALONG WITH HIS BUTT.
7.LASTLY THE FELLA CALLS HIS DADDY THEN THE DADDY REPORTS THE CASE TO THE POLICE BECAUSE HIS SON / DAUGHTER CAN'T GOTO THE BATHROOM THEN U GOTTO JAIL!(UNLESS THAT PERSON IS UR PIG! THEN U HAVE ALL THE RIGHTS TO DO SO! AND THATS EXACTLY WHAT I AM GONNA DO TO PANDIAUS!)

YES,YES! ALEXINA MY BFF IS SCARY STAY AWAY!

WELL TO DAY WAS A BUST! AFER SCHOOL I CAME BACK HOME WITH BRUISES ON MY BACK! THE SAME PLACE WHERE ALEXI HIT ME! CAN U BELIEVE IT?EVEN WITH MY FLAB OF STEEL I GOT HURT BY A LITTLE WEENIE!(NO SERIOUSLY SHE IS DAMN SMALL!)HER BONES MUST BE LIKE AS STRONG AS WOLWERINE'S CLAWS! NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO GO APPLY OITMENT ON MY BACK!

PANDIAUS!!

HEY !! YA'LL MUST BE WONDERING HOW PANDIAUS LOOKS LIKE SO HERE IT IS:



THIS WAS TAKEN IN 2008... WHEN HE WASN'T BRUISED YET! HEHE....

2nd Blog logo !

I guess I'm so bored then I start creating pics and logos ...

Here's the 2nd blog logo;

Gotta Look at this !

This is What I call cool:



Ain't it cute ???

INFO! INFO!

WE GATHERED UP SOME INFO FROM SOME PEOPLE ABOUT THE WORST AND MOST HORRIFYING BULLIES IN OUR CLASS! WHEN WE SAY WHO IT IS, U BETTER REMEMBER IT BECOZ U HAVE TO STAY AWAY FROM THEM...AND THEY ARE...SHAMMINI AND ALEXINA! NO, NO WAIT! CUT,CUT! DAMN IT! WHEN I SAID STAY AWAY I MEANT BEFRIEND THEM HEHEHE...

WARNING! WARINING! MUST READ!

WARNING! THIS JUST IN THAT THE SWINE FLU DIDN'T COME FROM MEXICO BUT FROM...MALAYSIA...BY MISTAKE OUR PET PANDIAUS THE IDIOTIC GODDESS OF THE PIGS, WENT AND HANGED OUT AT HIS SICK FRIEND'S PLACE. THEN HE DEVELOPED A DISEASE...HE OF COURSE AS A GODDESS HEALED HIMSELF BUT ALL HIS OTHER PIGS GOT THE FLU FROM HIM. WE'RE DEEEPLY SORRY THAT OUR PET IS SUCH AN IDIOT. PLEASE TAKE OUT ANY ANGER U HAVE ON HIM..

(BTW ANYONE WHO IS STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THIS IS REALLY STUPID)
NO OFFENSE!

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The blog logo is finally ready...



Made By,
Alexi

TADA!! isn't it just great ...

Shammini's Fav words...

SHAMMINI'S FAV WORDS INCLUDE

1)SH*T
2)DAMN
3)erm....
4)LAST BUT NOT LEAST & THE MOST IMPORTANT; PANDIUS

ALEXI'S FAV WORDS.

1.SHUT UP!
2.IDIOT!
3.YOUR SOO ANNOYING!(MOSTLY JAGESH)
4.ERGHH!
5.DAMN IT!(OR JUST DAMN)
6.PINK!(ALSO HER FAV COLOUR.)

SHAMMINI AND ALEXINA'S LIST OF IDIOTS.

1.TIVEAN.
2.JAGESH.
3.JEGA.
4.THULASHIINI.
5.JACDISH.
6.VEYLA.
7.PAVIN.
8.NIGEL.
9.BALDIP(BUT HE IS FUNNY HAHA)
10.MARVIN.
11.PANDIAUS AKA ALLEN.
12.ADHAM.
13.EZZLAAN.
14.SUFIE.
15.SHANKAAR.(HAHA)

THE HISTORY OF PRINCESS LULU.

ONCE UPON ATIME THERE LIVED A BEAUTIFUL,BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS NAMED PRINCESS LULU. SHE HAD LING SURLY GOLDEN HAIR AND BLUE EYES. THE SKIN WAS AS SOFT AND WHITE AS DUCK'S FEATHERS. HER TEEETH WERE BEAUTIFUL AND WHITE. PRINCESS LULU'S B'DAY FINALLY ARRIVED. SHE ASKED HER FATHER TO GET HER TWO PRESENTS. "DADDY, DADDY! I WANT A LONG GREEN GOLDEN DRESS AND A UNDERWEAR THAT'S CARVED OUT OF GOLD!" SAID THE STUPID PRINCESS LULU. "BUT DEAR, WHERE AM I SUPPOSE TO FIND THAT GOLDEN CARVED UNDERWEAR?" PRINCESS LULU WAS TOO STUBBORN. SHE WANTED HER PRESENT SO HER FATHER SEARCHED FOR GOLD TO CARVE. BECAUSE SHE WAS SO ARROGANT, A WITCH CASTED A SPELL ON HER. HER GOLDEN LONG CURLY HAIR TURNED BLACK AND WAS BALD. HER FAIR SKIN TURNED INTO DARK BROWN. HER PERFECTLY ALINED TEETH TURNED INTO BUX BUNNY TEETH. SHE CRIED AND CRIED BUT WAS STILL THE SAME. AS SOON HER HER FATHER CAME BAKE, HE CHASED HER AWAY THINKING THAT SHE WAS A ROBBER. PRINCESS LULU WENT TO A NEW PLACE CALLED..SEREMBAN. THERE HE WAS CALLED VEYLUMA. BUT SOME PITIED HIM AND CALLED HIM..VEYLAMUTHEN. AND THAT'S THE PITIFUL STORY OF PRINCESS LULU.


HAHA, VEYLA IF YOUR READING THIS DONT GET MAD KAY? JUST JOKING LAH

ALEXI LIFE IN NILAM !!

EPISODE 1........FIRST DAY IN NILAM

SO I WAS NEW IN NILAM.... I ENTRED THE CLASS THEN ALL THE GUYS STARTED CLAPPING....
I WAS THINKIN' IN MY MIND "ARE THEY DONKEYS OR MONKEYS ???" THEN I NOTICED THEY WERE CLAPPING 4 THIS OTHER BOY (SHAWN ...I DIDNT KNOW HIS NAME THEN) .... SO I SAT IN MY PLACE IT WAS SO DAMN NOISY ...

THAT WENT ON 4 A FEW DAYS UNTIL... IGOT SO DAMN PISSED OFF ... I SHOUTED

"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

THEN IS WHEN THE TRUE DEVIL IN ME CAME OUT....
& NOW I'M 1 OF THE ULTIMATE BULLIES OF THE CLASS...

YOURS TRULY
< ALEXI >

A LITTLE CONTEST FOR OUR VISITORS!

HEY GUYS! SILVERSHINE HAS COLLECTED JUST ENOUGH MONEY TO THROW YOU GUYS A CONTEST WITH PRIZES! THE CONTEST IS SIMPLE AND EASY, JUST WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT OUR EARTH AND HOW TO SAVE IT AND SEND IT TO EITHER ONE OF THESE E-MAILS! alexi_sweetie@live.com OR cgwendaline@yahoo.com

HURRY! YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW WEEKS TO SEND IN UR ENTRIES!

TIPS HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE YOUR PIG.

1.FIRST OF ALL FIND A VICTIM.
2.ONCE YOU'VE FOUND EM' ASK HIM TO BE UR PIG.
3.IF HE REFUSES JUST KILL DE BLOODY FELLA (NOT LITERALLY LA JUST..WHACK HIM)
4.AFTER THAT MAKE SURE YOU GIVE HIM A AMERICAN NAME.
5.AND ALSO A GREEK GODDESS NAME AND A TITLE.
6.NEXT TREAT HIM LIKE A SERVANT MAKE SURE HE OBEYS U AND CALLS U MASTER.
7.NEXT, ASK HIM TO EAT HIS VEGES THEY HATE THAT(WHICH IS GOOD!)

WELL THAT'S MOST OF WHAT U NEED TO KNOW, THE REST IS SKILL SON'T HAVE THE SKILL? NAH, EVERYONE HAS SKILL EVEN PIGS!

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH TIVIEAN?

WELL YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW HIM BUT WE SURE DO! TIVIEAN'S THE DORK IN OUR CLASS WHO LOVES TO SING SONGS THAT ARE NICE BUT SOUNDS HORRIBLE IN HIS VOICE! HIS BEST FRIEND...THULASHIN. I AND ALEXI ARE CALLED DOUBLE TROUBLE BUT THEY ARE CALLED THE DOUBLE SHAMMINI PLEASE KICK MY ASS TWINS! ANYWAYS TODAY AT THE LIBRARY MISTER I AM SO NOT SURYA STARTED SINGING SURYA(A TOTALLY HOT TAMIL ACTOR)'S SONGS! ALEXI GOT SO ANGRY(OF COURSE..)AND STARTED SCOLDING TIVIEAN THEN THULASHIN BUTTED IN AND STARTED THINKING HE IS SUCH A HERO AND SAID MIND UR OWN BUSSINESS. WELL I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL HIM! @!!@#@$%^&*&#$%^&^%$%^&*&^%$%^&^%!!!^&*()*&! YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! ANYWAYS IF YOU GOT ANY SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO PLUMBER THESE TWO DOWN PLEASE SEND THE SUGGESTIONS TO..
alexi_sweetie@live.com OR cgwendaline@yahoo.com

SEE YA!

SHAMMINI LIFE IN NILAM!

EPISODE 3. SO TOTALLY LUVIN' SCHOOL!

TODAY IS THE BEST DAY OF SCHOOL, OKAY IT STARTED OF GREAT! WELL IN THE MORNING I GOT TO TALK TO MY FAVOURITE TEACHER NORISHA! SHE IS SO DAMN NICE I FEEL ANGRY ABOUT IT! WE WALKED DOWN TO THE SCHOOL HALL TOGETHER! CAN U BELIEVE IT? THOUGHT SHE DOESN'T KNOW MY REAL VOICE. I ALWAYS ACT BABY-ISH AROUND HER. WELL THEN IT WAS CLASS TIME, ALEXI SWITCHED PLACES WITH MY REAL PARTNER HANIS SO IT WAS EXTRA FUN! ALEXI IS LIKE SO FUN AND SO ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE ME THE ONLY THING IS...SHE LOVES HITTIN' ME! THE BEST PART IS... I GOT TO PISS THARI OFF IN CLASS! WASN'T THAT GREAT? HERE COMES THE BEST PART... INSTEAD OF LEARNIN' MALAY WE WENT TO THE LIBRARY! OH YEA! TODAY WAS THE BEST ALRIGHT!

BYE! I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS EP OF SHAMMINI LIFE IN NILAM!

ANSWERS TO THE SUPERPOWER QUIZ.

MOSTLY A'S:YOUR HOT, HOT , HOT! YOUR SUPERPOWER IS NONE OTHER THAN FIRE POWER! PEOPLE FEAR YOU BUT WORSHIP YOU! YOU MAKE THE PEOPLE FEAR YOU IF THEY DON'T PEOPLE HATE U AS A RULER(NO OFFESNE)BUT U DON'T GIVE A DAMN! U GET WHAT YOU WANT WHEN U WANT BUT SOME ADVICE,... DONT KILL TO MANY PEOPLE WE MIGHT JUST BE EXTINCT SOMEDAY...

MOSTLY B'S:YOUR ELEGANCES CHARMS EVERYONE YOU MEET. THEY SENSE THAT YOU WILL NOT HARM THEM. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO AND WHEN TO DO IT...OF COURSE YOUR POWER IS ICE AND WATER! YOU LOVE TO SPREAD PEACE AND HAPPINESS WHEREEVER U GO. PEOPLE LOVE YOU FOR UR ATITUDE AND YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR.KEEP IT UP.

MASTLY C'S:YOUR JUST THE RIGHT TEMPERATURE! YOUR NOT TO HOT TEMPERED OR TO NICE! YOUR SWEET AND CUTE AND QUITE BUBBLY. PEOPLE LOVE TO BE WITH U. YOUR POWER IS....
FLOWER POWER! YOU CONTROL EVERYTHING JUST THE RIGHT WAY. I HOPE SOMEDAY YOUR OUR PRIME MINISTER :D

QUIZ #NO.(SERIOUSLY WHAT NUMBER IS IT?)

WHAT SHOULD YOUR POWER BE?

1.WHICH OF THESE SEASONS DO YOU LOVE THE MOST?
A.SUMMER! HOT ,HOT SUMMER!
B.WINTER.
C.AUTUM.

2.ARE YOU...
A.STUBBORN AND AGGRESSIVE.
B.ELEGANT AND CALM.
C.BUBLY AND SWEET.

3.IF YOU WANTED TO BE A GOD, WHICH WILL YOU BE?
A.GOD OR GODDESS OF VIOLANCE AND RULE THE WORLD MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
B.GOD OR GODDESS THAT IS KIND AND CARING, AND TAKES CARE OF THE WORLD.
C.I SERIOUSLY DUNNO, I WILL TELL YA LATER :D

4.DO LIKE THE SUN?
A.YES!
B.NO!
C.OKAY-KAYLAH

5.DO YOU LIKE COLD STUFF AND LIKE RAIN AND WINTER?
A.UGH, NO! I WISH ALL COLD STUFF GO TO HELL AND MELT!
B.DEFINETELY!
C.OKAY-KAYLAH.

BADDIE OF THE WEEK.

YES THIS WEEK'S BADDIE IS THE HOTTEST TOPIC ON OUR BLOG LATELY...PANDIAUS! THE REASON IS BECAUSE, HE IS IDIOTIC AND NOT AS CUTE AS HE WAS AS A BABY! SECOND, HE IS JUST A PIG. AND THIRD HAHA, IT'S FUN TO BULLY HIM.(I MIGHT SEEM EVIL AND BE ELECTED AS THE BADDIE OF THE WEEK BUT I AM NOT. SERIOUSLY..I AM NOT)

MAIL!

YES, YES, YES! WE GOT NEW MAIL FROM OUR VISITORS! GUESS WHAT? DO YOU SEE THE DAILY POLLZ WE CREATED ? WELL ZEERA (MY OLD SCHOOL FRIEND.) ANSWERED THE FIRST QUESTION WHICH WAS WHAT'S YOUR FAV SONG. SHE VOTED FOR BEAUTIFUL AND SHE ALSO EMAILED ME SOMEMORE . WANNA READ IT? WELL I PASTED IT HERE JUST FOR YOU TO READ.

ZEERA: HI SHAMMINI! WHAT HAPPENED TO THARISHIINI'S NAME?LOLZ. ANYWAYS, COOL BLOG! I LOVE IT ALL THE QUIZES AND TIPS(LOLZ)BUT I ONLY ANSWERED ONE OF THEQUESTIONS ON THE POLL THINGY(I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND)THIS IS SO DAMN COOL I THINK I AM GOING TO MAKE A BLOG MYSELF!
XOXO YOUR FRIEND ZEERA.

YUP. SO IF NYOU HAVE ANY MAIL OR ANYTHING TO SAY JUST EMAIL IT TO alexi_sweetie@live.com OR cgwendaline@yahoo.com

SEE YA!

SILVER SHINE ORIGINAL.(SONG)

SING IN WHICH EVER BEAT YOU WANT.

DUM, DUM , DUM , DUM , DUM I WAS DUM, DUM, (X3)
IN THE NIGHT YOU CAN'T FEEL WHAT'S INSIDE. AN OCEAN THAT SPLASHES ON THE BEACH IS LIKE AN EARTH QUAKE TO ME AND A BUMP ON THE ROAD IS LIKE A LANDSLIDE TO ME OH. OH . OH.
I CAN'T FEEL WHAT I USED TO FEEL LAST TIME,I CAN ONLY ONLY BREATH THE AIR I DID. THERE'S NOTHING LEFT, NOTHING LEFT FOR ME, OH NO! THERE'S NOTHING LEFT, NOTHING LEFT FOR ME OH NO! IT'S ALL CAUSE OF YOU THAT I AM NOT NOT ME! THE OCEANS HAVE TURN TO GREEN. THE GRASS HAD TURN TO RED OH I SAYING, I AM SUFFERIN' I AM SUFFERIN' CAN U HELP ME? I AM SUFFERIN' I AM SUFFERIN' CAN U HELP ME? IT'S ALL CAUSE OF YOU THAT I AM NOT ME AND OCEANS ARE GRREN AND THE GRASS IS RED THE MOON HAS FALLEN...AND SO HAS MY HEART! I CAN'T DIG MY GRAVE! I CAN'T DIE...ONCE I HAVE BEEN CURSED BY UR LOVE MY LIFE CAN'T BE GONE!!!!!!!IT'S CAUSE OF U,...IT'S CAUSE OF U,...IT'S CAUSE OF U,.. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S CAUSE OF U THAT I AM NOT WHO I AM AND OCEANS ARE GREEN AND THE GRASS IS RED IT'S NEVER BEEN REAL THAT'S TRUE... YOU CAN NEVER FALL! NO MATTER HOW I PUSH U ! THAT'S NOT FAIR WELL I AM NOT BACKIN DOWN! AND THE REASON I AM NOT WHO I AM.. AND THE REASON THE OCEANS ARE GREEN, THE REASON THE GRASS IS RED,...IS YOU..............................................................

SILVERSHINE ORIGINAL.

MOVIE OF THE WEEK.

THIS WEEK'S MOVIE IS... NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM TWO! I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT BUT IT'S SURE TO BE A HIT. THE LAST MOVIE WAS INCREDIBLY FUNNY! I LAUGHED TILL I COULDN'T ANYMORE! THIS ONE MUST BE 10 TIMES BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE(LIKE THEY SAY). ANYWAYS EMAIL US AT alexi_sweetie@live.com OR cgwendaine@yahoo.com ABOUT ANYTHING. THE MOVIE OR SOME OF YOUR CONCERNS ANYTHING!

WHAT SHOULD BE OF A FRIEND? HERE'S ALL THE TIPS TO BECOME THE BEST FRIEND ANYONE COULD HAVE.

1.BE NICE DON'T MAKE HER ANGRY.
2.DON'T EVER DOUBLE CROSS YOUR FRIENDS.
3.SHARE STUFF WITH UR FRIEND.(IF SHE REALLY NEEDS IT)
4.DON'T TEASE UR FRIENDS ALOT.
5.DON'T EVER MAKE UR FRIEND CRY.
6.COMPLIMENT HER WORK HER LOOKS.
7.SAY WHAT YOU NEED TO SAY TO HER.
8.KEEP UR FRIEND'S SECRETS.

SONG OF THE WEEK~!

THIS WEEK'S BEST SONG IS....TADA!BEAUTIFUL BY AKON! WELL THE REASONS ARE,
HIS VOICE IS AMAZING, THE SOUND EFFECTS ROCK, AND THE LYRICS ARE SO MEANINGFUL!(IN A WAY) I SIMPLY LOVE IT! VOTE FOR YOUR FAV SONG IN THE DAILY POLLZ KAY? SEE YA!

FUNNY STORY....

MY NAME IS ALLEN PAUL DAVID. I AM THE AGE OF 12. HEAR MY PITIFUL STORY. I WAS ONCE ALONE..NO POOP TO EAT NOT EVEN ONE PIECE...THE A BEAM OF LIGHT SHONE ON ME AND HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYED AS IF I WON THE LOTERY. THEN I SAW 2 POWERFUL GODDESSES INFRONT OF ME WIELDING A WAND(PENCIL). VIOLANTANCE ONE OF THE POWERFUL GODDESSES, CAME UP TO ME AND SAID OH PANDIAUS "GREEK GODDESS OF THE PIGS"...WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! REMEMBER WE ALREADY SAID NO RUNNING AWAY YOU RASCAL! COME ON IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO EAT THEN CLEAN VIOLANTICE'S ROOM THEN MY ROOM. OH AND REMEMBER TO CLEAN ALL THE PLATES WHEN UR DONE EATING. NOW GET MOVING." NOW YOU KNOW MY PAIN....I WAS LIVING THE DREAM WITHOUT THOSE TWO..OH U THOUGHT I WAS MISERABLE BEFORE? WELL TRY LIVING WITH THE TWO GODDESSES OF VIOLANCE AND SEE IF U LIKE IT!

SHAMMINI LIFE AT NILAM!

EPISODE 2.THE LEGEND OF PANDIAUS.

IT WAS A HOT AND SUNNY DAY. JUST THE PERFECT DAY FOR ME TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS. MY FIRST VICTIM WAS SHAWN.THEN JACDISH THEN FINALLY I SAT NEXT TO ALEXI WHILE THARI SAT BEHID US. NEXT TO THARI WAS ALLEN. ALLEN WAS ACTING ALL IDIOTIC AS USUAL SO I HIT HIM. THEN THARI CALLED HIM A PANDI. THEN A NAME CAME TO MY MIND...PANDIAUS.. THE GREEK GOD OF PIGS... THEN I SAID"YEA, PANDIAUS UR THE GREEK GOD OF PIGS." THEN ALEXI CAME AND SAID."DONT U MEAN GREEK GODDESS?" AND THAT WAS THE DAY PANDIAUS WAS BORN. THE POOR STUPID CREATURE...LEFT WITH NO MASTER. SO I AND ALEXI DECIDED TO BECOME VIOLANTICE AND VIOLANTANCE THE GREEK GODDESSES OF VIOLENCE AND BECAME HER MASTERS.WE TREATED HIM NICELY(BY THAT I MEAN KICKING HIS BLOODY PIGGY ASS :D)THAT WAS A TRULY MEMORABLE DAY. I HOPE SOMEDAY YALL WILL FIND UR PIG.

Opps....

Sorry cuz we forgot to add something in the normal tips :

Hate Elmo !!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE SEND IN ANYTHING U WANT TO BE POST ON THIS WEB TO :

alexi_sweetie@live.com OR cgwendaline@yahoo.com

TQ

ABOUT PANDIAUS..

BASICALLY YOU KNOW WHO AND WHAT PANDIAUS IS.. THE GREEK GODDES OF THE PIGS. HE IS FUN TO BEAT AND HIS AMERICAN NAME...PANDIO. HIS FAV FOOD...POOP..FAV DRINK POOP SHAKE EXTRA POOP JUICE. HE IS PATIENT AND HIS NOSE WELL HE LOOKS UGLYLAH.(LIKE ANY OTHER NORMAL PIG.)HE IS MY FAV PIG. I THINK VIOLANTICE(ALEXINA MY FAKE SIS)LIKES TO PICK ON HIM ALOT TOO. TO TELL US MORE ABOUT YOUR PETS SEND IN YOUR DESCRIPTIONS TO alexi_sweetie@live.com OR cgwendaline@yahoo.com SEEYA!

NORMAL TIPS.

1.LOTION IS NOT WHISKY SO DON'T DRINK IT.
2.PAMPERS RULE AND WEAR IT IF YOU HAVE A PEEING PROB.(OR IF U JUST LOVE TO WEAR IT WEAR IT FOR NO REASON)
3.HATE BARNEY.
4.HATE MY BROTHER(SHANKAAR)HAHA...
5.DON'T WATCH FRIENDS IF YOUR UNDER 12 YEARS OLD.
6.PEE IN THE TOILET BOWL NOT THE SEAT.
7.DON'T PEE ON YOUR BROTHER OR SISTER. IT'S PUNISHABLE BY LAW.
8.DON'T EAT PORK. SWINE FLU. UNLESS THAT PORK IS PANDIAUS.
9. DON'T EAT DONKEYS. UNLESS THAT DONKEY IS KALATHIAUS.
10.DON'T EAT ELEPHANTS UNLESS IT'S YANIAUS.

THAT'S IT! OH AND MAKES SURE U DONT EAT TOFU. IT'S GROSE.

ANSWERS FOR THE PATIENCE QUIZ.

MOSTLY A'S:
YOUR NEVER AN ASS TO ANYONE EVERYONE LOVES YOU CAUSE YOU ARE PATIENT AND UNDERSTANDING! KEEP IT UP. ADVICE:DON'T CHANGE.

MOSTLY B'S:
YOUR NOT SO PATIENT BUT STILL OK NOT ALL PEOPLE LOVE YOU BUT UR OKAY WITH THE FRIENDS YOU GOT.ADVICE: STAY AS CALM AS YOU CAN.

MOSTLY C'S:
YEAH BOTTOM LINE IS YOUR A FREAKING GANGSTER.YOU MAKE PEOPLE SCARED AND ANGRY OF YOU. THEY BASICALLY HATE YOU.(NO OFFENSE) MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE LIKE YOU AND YOU PICK ON THEM TOO. ADVICE:GET A FREAKING THERAPIST.

Another e-mail [LOL]

Hey !!! I'm Alexi here !!

So long since I'm bloggin'

Had 2 study for exam...Damn it
BUT now its over>>>>Hurray...............

oh well thx 4 de emails ..

oh yeah....If u want u can also send mails to :

alexi_sweetie@live.com

See ya !!!

Quiz #(no. what is it now?)

are you an ass to others?

1.DO YOU TAKE YOURSELF AS A PATIENT PERSON?
A. YES.
B. UM OKAYLA.
C WHY DO YOU WANNA KNOW?!!

2.IF YOU WERE AT A BUS STOP AND AN OLD LADY HAD NO PLACE TO SIT, WHAT WOULD U DO?
A.GIVE HER MY SEAT.
B.I WILL KEEP SITTING.
C.WHAT'S HER PROBLEM? HER ASS TOO FAT TO FIND A SEAT?

3.HOW MANY ENEMIES DO YOU HAVE?
A.NONE.
B.NOT SO MUCH.
C.UNCOUNTABLE.

4.WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO UR OLD FRIEND?
A.HEY! I HAVENT SEEN FOR AGES! I MISSED U
B.HEY WHAT'S UP?
C.HEY YOU'VE GOTTEN FATTER.

5.ARE YOU THE JEALOUS TYPE?
A.NO.
B.SOMETHIMES.
C.AGAIN, WHY SHOULD U KNOW? YOUR MY GRAND FATHER IS IT?

MAILS N CONCERNS!

HEY GUYS! WE FINNALY GOT SOME MAIL FROM SOME PEOPLE AND THEY ASKED ME SOME STUFF!
CATHERINE CHE OENG SAID :
HEY SHAM,ALEX,THARI!LOVE UR BLOG ITS COOL ESPECIALLY THE GAMES!I LOVE CHEESE DREAMS!ANYWAYS I WAS WONDERING WHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD SLAP THIS GIRL CHEE LYNN YONG IN MY CLASS! SHE IS SO ANNOYING! SO PLEASE TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DO! I AM GOING MAD!

ZEERA A. GLORA SAID:
HI SHAM! REMEMBER ME? WELL ANYWAYS I GOTTA TELL U UR TIPS ARE SO DAMN FUNNY MY PANTS REALLY BURST OUT WHEN I READ THEM!KEEP IT UP! AND BY THE WAY I GOT A CRUSH ON THIS GUY ARNOLD IN SCHOOL HE IS FUNNY AND HANDSOME! I LOVE THE WAY HE SMIRKS! IT'S SO ....... I DUNNO NICE!ANYWAYS REPLY BACK KAY?
XOXO UR FRIEND ZEERA
IF U GOT ANYTHING TO SAY OR ASK JUST EMAIL ME AT THIS ADD:
cgwendaline@yahoo.com

Daily Questionare!

1.WHO IS VIOLANTICE(ALEXINA) AND VIOLANTANCE(SHAMMINI)'s pet?

A.PANDIAUS A.K.A GREEK GODDESS OF THE PIGS(ALLEN)
B.YANIAUS A.K.A GREEK GODDESS OF THE ELEPHANTS(SHAWN)
C.KALTHIAUS A.K.A GREEK GODDESS OF DONKEYS(VEYLA)

How to Cure A Person's Sleepy Weepy's...

THESE ARE EASY SHORT TIPS ON HOW TO CURE A PERSON'S SLEEPY WEEPIES......
1.SLAP THEIR ASS.
2.PUT THEIR HANDS IN HOT WATER.(HEHEHE..)
3.SAY AISHWARYA RAI IS HERE IF IT'S A GUY OR SAY IT'S SHAH RUKH KHAN! IF IT'S A GIRL.
4 LAST BUT NOT LEAST.....SCREAM IN THEIR EAR..."WAKE UP U PIECE OF CRAP!!!!!!!!"

THERE U GO!

SHAMMINI'S PERSONAL SECRETS.(101)

LOOK WE ARE JUST GONNA DO THIS SO U FEEL COMFORTABLE WHEN SHARING US YOUR SECRETS. SO DONT BE SHOCKED BY THE FOLLOWING SECRETS.

1.DURING GRADE ONE I PUNCHED A PERSON'S EYES UNTIL I WAS CALLED INTO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
2.I PUNCHED A TEACHER FOR SAYING SHE LOVES EVERYONE WHEN I ASKED HER TO SAY SHE LOVES ME DURING TADIKA.
3.FROM TADIKA TILL STANDARD 5 I WORE MAMIPOKO ...... PAMPERS.( I STOPED WEARING IT BECAUSE IT DIDN'T FIT ANYMORE)
4...I WHACK MY BROTHER AT HOME SO HARD ONCE THAT HE HAD TO GOTO COLUMBIA.
5................I AM AFRAID OF ALEXINA (I MEAN WHO ISN'T?)
6.I WEAR ONLY UNDERWEAR AT HOME.

WELL THANKFULLY THAT'S ALL. IF U'D LIKE TO SHARE SOME SECRETS WITH US JUST SEND IT TO cgwendaline@yahoo.com

THIS WEEK'S SONG(MADE UP)

THIS WEEK'S SONG THEME IS ENGLISH SO READ THIS IN ANY FASHION U LIKE.POP,ROCK,JAM,RAP AND MORE.(IF U KNOW MORE)

Yes, this is your girl, SHAMMINI and my friends ALEXI N' THARI
Uh, lets go, it’s morning and I can’t take the sun,
Oh by the way the sun is not a boy who is your child,
It’s a big round ball of heat n’ light yes! I hate it , yes I do ! and IT’S the opposite is love ! we call that an antonym ! what?! An antonym is the opposite of a word like hate is love and love is hate! Intriguing ! what’s that ? yeah a new word ! is it to hard even recognize that if you can’t find the word in a dictionary ask your mom! Yeah ! it’s been cool not cold but cool yeah! Learn your English friends, spelling grammar? All part of the English society! And the ending ? well it’s E.N.G.L.I.S.H ENGLISH YEAH

SHAMMINI'S TIPS HOW TO CRUSH A PERSON'S SPINE.

HI! AND ONCE AGAIN WELCOME TO MY SPEACIAL TIPS! TODAY I AM GONNA TEACH U HOW TO CRUSH A PERSON'S SPINE.

1.FIRST OF ALL WORK OUT AND GET BICEPS.
2.AFTER YOUR ALL BUFF, FINSD YOUR ENEMY.
3.ONCE A GUY OR A GIRL INSULTS YOU GIVE HIM OR HER THE LOOK.(EYEBROWS UP,PUPILS FACING UP AND MAKE SURE TO SHOW THEM YOUR FANGS.)
4.THEN IF THEY KEEP MAKING FUN OF U FOLLOWING THE FOLLOWING...
5.SLAP THEIR ASS THEN JUMP ON THEIR BACK.(WITH YOUR KNEES)
6.THEN YOU SHOUT.."YOU FEEL THE PAIN??YA FEEL IT?!"
7. MAKE SURE HE OR HER SCREAMS LIKE A LIL GIRL THEN FAINTS.THEN ONLY WILL U GET UP.
8.RIGHT AFTER THAT YOU KICK HER OR HIS HEAD TO GIVE HER A BRUISE.

WARNING THERE MIGHT BE A SLIGHT CHANCE THAT YOU'LL GOTO JAIL.

DAILY QUESTIONARE.

WHAT IS THE CAPITAL CITY OF BRAZIL?

A.SAN FRANSISCO
B.BRASILIA
C.NEW YORK
D.ROMAINIA

THIS WEEKS SERIES!

THIS WEEK'S FAV SERIES IS......TADA!FRIENDS! IT'S SO DAMN FUNNY YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WATCH IT! THERE IS ROSS,JOE,CHANDLER,RACHEL,PHOBE, AND MONICA! AND THEYRE ALL TOTALLY FUNNY!!!

SILVER SHINE'S MOVIE OF THE WEEK!

THIS WEEK'S MOVIE IS.....X-MEN ORIGINS WOLWERINE! IT'S A GREAT MOVIE! I JUST WATCHED IT YESTERDAY! IT'S ABOUT THIS GUY WHO ACCIDENTALLY KILLED HIS ORIGINAL FATHER BECAUSE HE KILLED HIS FAKE FATHER(WHO HE THOUGHT WAS HIS REAL FATHER)WITH HIS RAZOR SHARP CLAWS COMING OUT OF HIS HAND. HE THEN FINDS OUT HAD A BROTHER WHO HAS A FAMILIAR POWER LIKE HE DOES. THEN THE MOVIE SHOWS THEIR MILITARY LIFE AND HOW HE GOT STEEL CLAWS AND HOW PROF XAVIER CAME INTO THEIR LIFE! YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE TO WATCH IT!
PLUS WERE GONNA BE POSTING SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT THE MOVIE SO BETTER WATCH IT!

HEY GUYS!

HEY GUYS, DON'T BE MAD IF WE DON'T POST NEW THINGS FOR AWHILE COZ WE GOT A MID TERM EXAM COMING UP ! BUT DON'T WORRY WE'LL TRY TO BLOG IF WE GOT TIME~!

THE DISNEY SHOW OF THE WEEK.

THIS WEEK'S DISNEY SHOW IS ..........PHINEAS AND FERB! THE REASON WHY IS CAUSE IT'S TOTALLY FUN TO WATCH! IT'S ABOUT TWO BOYS. THE CREATIVE ONE IS PHINEAS AND THE SMART ONE IS FERB. TOGETHER THEY DO WHACKY FUN INVENTIONS! AND THEIR ELDER SIS CANDANCE IS JUST ITCHING TO BBUST EM ' COZ THEIR MOM AND DAD DON'T KNOW THEIR INVENTORS. PLUS IT'S TOTALLY FUNNY!!

DISNEY CHANNEL!! OH YEAH!

VOTE! VOTE!

HELLO! THIS PART OF THE BLOG IS ABOUT OUR FAV ACTOR'S AND ACTRESSES ! U CAN VOTE FOR WHO YOU LOVE THE MOST! TO..THIS EMAIL ADD: cgwendaline@yahoo.com
ALEXINA:SHAH RUKH KHAN & MARY KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN
SHAMMINI:HRITHIK ROSHAN & SURYA
THARISHIINI:HRITHIK ROSHAN & SURYA

VOTE NOW!

DAILY QUESTIONARE!

YO! ANSWER THE QUESTION AND SEND IT TO THIS EMAIL ADD: cgwendaline@yahoo.com
When is Shah Rukh Khan's B'Day?
a.11-2-1965
b.23-6-1975
c.12-12-1990
d.15-4-1965
#just answer a, b , c , or d when sending me the answer!

FIND OUT YOUR NICKNAME.

HI! TYPE IN YOUR NAME AND SEND IT TO THIS EMAIL ADD TO FIND OUT YOUR NICKNAME!

More Cute Images

Hey!!! More cute images!!!



Floud



White Ona



Angel puss


Angel puss [Christmas]

SHAMMINI'S ENEMY LIST.

YO READ THIS IT'S IMPORTANT! THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO YOU SHOULDN'T MIX WITH!AND WHO YOU SHOULD KILL!

1.SHAWN(THE SUTE(BUTTOCKS)0F THE SOUTH)
2.VEYLA(THE GEEK OF THE SOUTH)
3.ALLEN(THE IDIOT CRYBABY OF THE SOUTH)
4.JEGANESH(THE BLACKIE OF THE SOUTH)
5.ADHAM(THE WILD HOG OF THE SOUTH)
6.VEERA & THURGA(THE ONLY GIRLS WHO ARE DONKEYS OF THE SOUTH)

NOTICE HOW I OUT THEIR SUR NAME WITH THE WORD SOUTH IN THEM?WELL IT REPRESENTS SOUTH AFRICA.

FUNNY STORY......

HAHA READ THIS I SWEAR YOU'LL LAUGH TILL YOUR PANTS BURST!(INTO FLAMES)
WELL IT WAS APRIL DAY AND I WAS ITCHING TO PRANK VEYLA THE GEEK.

SHAMMINI:HEY VEYLA YOU GOT SAUCE ON YOUR SHIRT.
VEYLA:HUH? WHERE?
SHAMMINI:HAHA! APRIL FOOLS!
VEYLA:OH,HAIZZZ
SHAMMINI:HEY VEYLA WHY ARE YOU SO UGLY? OH WAIT YOUR ALWAYS THIS WAY!

HAHAHA!!!! ONG THATY WAS SO FUNNY YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIS FACE!HAHA! IF YOU'VE GOT A FUNNY STORY SEND IT TO THIS EMAIL ADD: cgwendaline@yahoo.com

EXTRA!EXTRA! MUST READ!

WE ARE HAPPY TO TELL YOU THAT WE ARE HAPPILY AWAITING YOUR ARTICLES, STORIES, COMICS , PICS,SUGGESTIONS AND MORE! JUST SEND IN YOUR ENTRIES TO THIS EMAIL ADD: cgwendaline@yahoo.com
IF ITS GOOD ENOUGH WE'LL POST IT IN OUR BLOG! WITH A HUGE ALPHABETS THAT SPELL YOUR NAME!

Aww.... How Adorable...

Hey>>> It's Alexi ....... and whats up? Hope like our blog...

My tips on um.... nevermind no tips today...

look at these cute images ;



Ginger Bread




CandyChan



Polar Chuck



Baby Blu

Aren't they just so adorable??

THE BADDIE OF THE WEEK.

THIS WEEK'S BADDIE AND ENEMY IS THE PURPLE N' GREEN IDIOT...BARNEY!!!
WE HAVE DECIDED THAT THIS WEEK'S BADDIE IS BARNEY BECAUSE OF THE FOLLOWING.
1.HE IS AN IDIOT.
2.HE IS DONKEY.
3.HE IS A MONKEY.
4.HE CAN'T SHUT WITH HIS STUPID SONG:I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME...
5.HE HAS A BIG FAT BUTT.
6.AND FINALLY HE IS AN IDIOT.

WE SUGGEST THAT ALL YOU VISITORS JOIN US IN OUR JOURNEY TO KILL THE CREATORS OF BARNEY WITH THE AK47(SUPER VIOLENT GUN). PLEASE SEND YOUR SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO DEFEAT BARNEY TO THIS EMAIL ADD: cgwendaline@yahoo.com

TIPS ON HOW TO PLAY MY FASHION GAME.

I'VE JUST ADDED A FASHION GAME AND THE WAY YOU PLAY IS YOU WAIT FOR THE GAME TO LOAD THEN A PICTUE OF A GIRL SITTIN' ON A CHAIR WILL APPEAR WITH A BUNCH OF CLOTHES AND YOU'LL HAVE TO DARG THE CLOTHES AND PLACE THEM AT HER BODY.
OH AND MAKE HER LOOK FABOLOUS!

QUIZ#2 ANSWERS

THIS ARE THE ANSWERS FOR THE SECOND QUIZ.

MOSTLY A'S:YOUR LARRY! YOUR A NICE FELLA WHO LOVES A MATE WHO HAS ATTITUDE AND YOU LIKE A FRIEND WHO IS OBNOXIOUS! YOUR A PATIENT FELLA' WHO IS LOVED BY MANY!

MOSTLY B'S:YOUR JEFFRY! YOUR A SILLY FELLA WHO FALLS HEAD OVER HELLS INLOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO IS HOT AND WONT LET GO OF HER OR HE UNTIL A NEW HOT FELLA COMES AROUND.YOU LIKE SPENDIN' TIME WITH YOUR FRIENDS BUT NOT MANY LIKE YOU CAUSE YOUR CRAZY!

MOSTLY C':YOUR SHERYL! YOUR A BOSSY LIL FELLA AND YOU HATE PEOPLE INSULTIN' YOU. YOU WHACK THEM UP AND PROTECT YOUR FRIENDS. JUST A TIP .... DON'T BE TOOO VIOLENT AND BOSSY!

MOSTLY D'S:YOUR PYSCHO BANANA! YOU MINIACLE LIL' BUGGER! YOUR TO POSSESIVE AND OBSESSIVE AND YOUR DEFINETELY PYSCHO!!! YOUR MIND IS TWISTED AND YOU LOVE TO DO BAD STUFF!

QUIZ#2

THIS QUIZ IS ABOUT WHICH STICKVILLE(SHAMMINI AND ALEXI'S COMIC)CHARACTER ARE YOU?

1.WHICH NAME SUITS YOU BEST?
A.LARRY
B.JEFFRY
C.SHERYL
D.PYSCHO BANANA(LOL)

2.WHAT IS YOUR FAV COLOUR?
A.BLUE
B.PURPLE
C.PINK
D.BLOOD RED!

3.WHAT IS YOUR ATTITUDE LIKE?
A.HAPPY-GO-LUCKY
B.OBSESSIVE OVER WHAT U WANT
C.BOSSY
D.PYSCHO!!!

4.YOUR FAV TYPE OF GF OR BF?
A.SOMEONE WHO HAS ATTITUDE AND LOOKS...
B.HOT!!!
C.SOMEONE WHO HAS LOOKS AND IS SENSITIVE AT THE SAME TIME!
D.I LOVE NOBODY EXCEPT FOR MYSELF!

5.ARE YOU OBSSESIVE?
A.NOPE
B.ONLY TO THE OPPOSITE SEX
C.MAYBE...
D.DEFINETELY (ONLY FOR MY WORK)