TWILIGHT FANS PLEASE READ!

I AM SURE EVERYONE HERE HAS SAW TWILIGHT SAGA:NEW MOON RIGHT? WELL IF YOU HAVEN'T, GO BUY THE CD!FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE WATCHED NEW MOON, ISN'T TAYLOR LAUGHTNER A.K.A JACOB BLACK BECOME SUPER HOT? ESPECIALLY AFTER HE CUTS HIS HAIR! TRE' MACHO! I HEARD THEY WE'RE ABOUT TO CHOOSE STEVEN STRAIT FROM THE COVENANT AND 10 000BC FOR THE ROLE OF JACOB UNTIL TAYLOR SHOWS UP AND PROMISES TO BUFF UP HIS BODY FOR THE ROLE. AFTER PLEADING FOR QUITE AWHILE, TAYLOR WAS CHOSEN (AGAIN!) FOR THE ROLE OF JACOB BLACK. OH AND ROBERT PATTISON THE BRITISH HEARTTHROB, SEEMS HE AIN'T THAT HYGENIC. HE SAID SO HIMSELF ON E! NEWS THAT HE DOESN'T WASH HIS HAIR! AND THAT SHINNY STUFF ON HIS HAIR...AINT HAIR OIL OR GEL! THAT'S A TURN ON ISN'T IT? MOVING ON, HAVE YOU SEEN THE SOON TO BE GF OF ROB P? SHE CUT HER HAIR AND STARTED APPLYING ALOT OF EYE MAKEUP...HAS THE TWILIGHT HEROIN REALLY TURNED GOTH? OR IS IT JUST A WEIRD PHASE....PROBABLY TRYING TO GET ROB P'S ATTENTION EH BELLA?