YESTERDAY AFTER LONG HOURS OF BLOGGING, I SEARCHED THE WEB FOR SOME FUNNY JOKES. THERE WAS ONE JOKE THAT I CAN'T GET OUT OF MY HEAD! JUST READ THE FOLLOWING AND E-MAIL ME WHAT U THINK..
MRS.BRODY JUST WOKE UP AFTER A NICE WONDERFUL SLEEP. AFEW MOMENTS LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND BRADLEY BRODY FART ONCE MORE LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES CONVINIENTLY ONLY AFTER SHE WAKES UP. MRS.BRODY WHO WAS SICK AND TIRED OF HER HUSBANDS FARTS SAID TO HIM IN ANGER "ONE DAY IF YOUR NOT CAREFUL YOUR GONNA FART YOUR INTESTINES OUT." HE IGNORED WHAT SHE SAID AND GAVE A BIG YAWN THEN WENT BACK TO SLEEP. LATER THAT DAY WHEN MRS.BRODY WAS EATING SOME BEEF JERKY A PLAN STRIKED HER MIND. THAT NIGHT AFTER HER HUSBAND WAS FAST A SLEEP, MRS.BRODY PLACED BEEF JERKY AROUND HIS SIDE OF THE BED, TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE HE FARTED OUT HIS INTESTINES. THE NEXT MORNING AFTER SHE WOKE UP, SHE HEARD THAT FART ONCE MORE(AND ALSO SMELLED IT!) BUT IGNORED IT AND WENT DOWN STAIRS TO THE KITCHEN. AFTER AWHILE HER HUSBAND WOKE UP AND SHE HEARD A LOUD SCREAM. MRS.BRODY SMILED. SHE KNEW HER PLANNED HAD WORKED. BEFORE SHE COULD GO UP AND SEE IF HE FAINTED, MR.BRODY CAME DOWN TO HER. "CAROL, YOU WERE RIGHT, I DID FART MY INTESTINES OUT. BUT WITH THE HELP OF GOD AND THE STRENGTH OF MY ARMS, I WAS ABLE TO PUT THEM BACK IN!"
NOW IS THAT WEIRD..OR WHAT?!
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